Bretheren and Sisters, let us consider for a moment a passage from the book of John Moses (Browning, that is):
1 In the beginning was the 1911, and the 1911 was THE pistol, and it was good. And behold the Lord said, "Thou shalt not muck with my disciple John's design for it is good and it workith. For John made the 1911, and lo all of his weapons, from the designs which I, the Lord, gave him upon the mountain."
2 "And shouldst thou muck with it, and hang all manner of foul implements upon it, and profane its internal parts, thou shalt surely have malfunctions, and in the midst of battle thou shalt surely come to harm."
So remember, when in dire danger, don't dial 911, use a 1911. Just practice a lot first!! :biggrin: