I was going through a closet in one of the bedrooms where I keep all my hunting clothes and found a 250 pc. count of 9mm I bought a several yrs. ago that I forgot about.
Alcohol involved perhaps?I put on some jeans last winter that I haven’t been able to wear in a few year. As I was straightening out the pockets I felt some money in the left pocket. Upon inspection it was 2-$100 bills
1. I’m not big oil. I should’ve missed $200
2. I never put money in my left pocket
So you saw a naked woman and went back to playing with your pole. True fisherman right there.Lived in an apartment on the lake, went down to the docks one morning to fish, found $10. Set up and started fishing, 1 mud cat, 1 turtle, went up to the club house to shake the dew off my lily and found a naked guy and woman in the bathroom - startled hell out of her. After taking care of business went back to dock, found line on my big rod running to the left, not straight out like I had cast it, took up slack, felt a bump, ended up with an 11 lb blue cat. Should have bought lottery tickets that day. O yea, she was a brunette.......no bullets or guns involved but one hell of a morning.