USMC........... Best Joke of the year

Discussion in 'Humor & Games' started by GOBBLERSTOPPER, Dec 20, 2010.

  1. GOBBLERSTOPPER

    GOBBLERSTOPPER Well-Known Member

    A Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist who was
    badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state.
    The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.
    The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road..
    I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved. and he yelled back that Barack Obama is a lying, good-for-nothing, left wing Commie who isn't even an American.
    So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!"
    "And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us."
     
  2. btech29

    btech29 Platnium Member<br>Forum Sponsor<br>Stud Duck

    I love it! :fit::fit::fit::fit:
     

  3. OughtSix

    OughtSix Super Member<br>2010-11 Bow Hunting Contest Winner

    That was def. hilarious! :fit::fit:
     
  4. jellybelly

    jellybelly Active Member

    that is hilarious,but true!!!!!!:fit:
     
  5. Challenger

    Challenger Well-Known Member

    :fit::fit::fit: I like it!!!
     
  6. TacHunter

    TacHunter Well-Known Member

    That's agood one!! :fit::fit::fit:
     
  7. 12gaugeshotgunman

    12gaugeshotgunman Well-Known Member

    man that is one of the funniest jokes i have ever heard:fit::clap::thumb::thumb::thumb: