Things you won't here at the campfire.

Discussion in 'Campfire' started by johnf, Feb 10, 2008.

  1. johnf

    johnf Well-Known Member

    Duct tape won't fix that.

    Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan.

    Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.

    We don't keep firearms in this house.

    You can't feed that to the dog.

    No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.

    Wrestling's fake.

    Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?

    We're vegetarians.

    I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.

    Honey, we don't need another dog.

    Who gives a crap who won the Civil War?

    Gimme the small bag of pork rinds.

    Too many deer heads detract from the decor.

    Spittin' is such a nasty habit.

    I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.


    Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?

    Hey, here's an episode of "Duke's of Hazzard" that we haven't seen.

    I don't have a favorite college team.

    Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.

    You ALL.

    Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.

    Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin' tonight.

    You gonna finish that quiche?

    "Brokeback Mountain" Now that's gonna be and instant classic.

    No, We're skippin' the Monster truck rally this year to go see Les' Mis.

    It's all those gun companies marketing to these kids that's causin it all.

    No, them tires are gonna make my truck look way to big.

    Larry the what?

    Now the little ones are beagles and the big ones are walkers, right?

    Where's your facility, I've been in the woods all day long and I really got to go.

    They really need to regulate them gun shows better.
  2. BUCKSHOT_106

    BUCKSHOT_106 Well-Known Member

    What about "John Stiles didn't post today" :biggrin:

  3. zane

    zane Well-Known Member

    Guys, I need to cut this huntin trip short- I really miss my wife and I can't wait to get back to work
  4. John Stiles

    John Stiles Ultimate Member 2007 Team Turkey Contest Winner

    What happens when buckwheat....I mean Buckshot_106 backs up to the fire and rips a biggun:eek: :fear: :give:
  5. Down on the White

    Down on the White Well-Known Member

    :smokin: :hair:
  6. BUCKSHOT_106

    BUCKSHOT_106 Well-Known Member

    That would be bad :smack: