Duct tape won't fix that. Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken. We don't keep firearms in this house. You can't feed that to the dog. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe. Wrestling's fake. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace? We're vegetarians. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy. Honey, we don't need another dog. Who gives a crap who won the Civil War? Gimme the small bag of pork rinds. Too many deer heads detract from the decor. Spittin' is such a nasty habit. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today. Checkmate. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts? Hey, here's an episode of "Duke's of Hazzard" that we haven't seen. I don't have a favorite college team. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side. You ALL. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla. Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin' tonight. You gonna finish that quiche? "Brokeback Mountain" Now that's gonna be and instant classic. No, We're skippin' the Monster truck rally this year to go see Les' Mis. It's all those gun companies marketing to these kids that's causin it all. No, them tires are gonna make my truck look way to big. Larry the what? Now the little ones are beagles and the big ones are walkers, right? Where's your facility, I've been in the woods all day long and I really got to go. They really need to regulate them gun shows better.