The Toll Booth and the Truck Driver

Discussion in 'Humor & Games' started by roybj, Jan 10, 2011.

  1. roybj

    roybj Well-Known Member

    When the driver of a huge trailer lost control of his rig, he plowed into an empty toll booth and smashed it to pieces. He climbed down from the wreckage and within a matter of minutes, a truck pulled up and discharged a crew of workers.

    The men picked up each broken piece of the former toll booth and spread some kind of creamy substance on it. Then they began fitting the pieces together. In less than a half hour, they had the entire toll booth reconstructed and looking good as new.

    "Astonishing!" the truck driver said to the crew chief. "What was the white stuff you used to get all the pieces together?"

    The crew chief said, "Oh, that was tollgate booth paste."
  2. truckmetal23

    truckmetal23 Well-Known Member

  3. Rusty Crawford

    Rusty Crawford Well-Known Member

    I can't believe I sat here a read this:frown:
  4. arc3162

    arc3162 Well-Known Member

    In other news, down the road from the toll booth. A hole was discovered in the wall of the nudist colony, the police are looking into it.