Texting for Seniors

Discussion in 'Humor & Games' started by Mr. Chitlin, Dec 27, 2010.

  1. Mr. Chitlin

    Mr. Chitlin Administrator Staff Member

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    Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting, there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code):

    ATD: At The Doctor's
    BFF: Best Friend Farted
    BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
    BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
    CBM: Covered By Medicare
    CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
    DWI: Driving While Incontinent
    FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
    FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
    FYI: Found Your Insulin
    GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
    GHA: Got Heartburn Again
    HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
    IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
    LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
    LOL: Living On Lipitor
    LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
    OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
    OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
    ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
    SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
    TTYL: Talk To You Louder
    WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
    WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
    WTP: Where's The Prunes?
    WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
     
  2. btech29

    btech29 Platnium Member<br>Forum Sponsor<br>Stud Duck

    Had good bowel movement. :fit:
     

  3. John Stiles

    John Stiles Ultimate Member 2007 Team Turkey Contest Winner

    roflmao...cgu:fit::fit::fit:
     
  4. John Stiles

    John Stiles Ultimate Member 2007 Team Turkey Contest Winner

    Well....at least we know there's 3 seniors on here that text!:fit::fit::fit::razz:
     
  5. I'll have to save this, so if I ever send a text message I'l be set..:up:
     
  6. AfterLife

    AfterLife Sponsor<br>www.AboveAndBelowOutdoors.com

    lol, that is funny, got it in an email few weeks back, funny funny :clap: