Sent to me by my wife

Discussion in 'Campfire' started by John W. Hagen, Feb 14, 2008.

  1. John W. Hagen

    John W. Hagen Well-Known Member

    Thought all of you might get a kick out of this.

    [FONT='Verdana', 'sans-serif']We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core[/FONT][FONT='Verdana', 'sans-serif'] [/FONT][FONT='Verdana', 'sans-serif']beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your [/FONT][FONT='Verdana', 'sans-serif']redneck[/FONT][FONT='Verdana', 'sans-serif'] [/FONT][FONT='Verdana', 'sans-serif']friends.[/FONT][FONT='Verdana', 'sans-serif'] [/FONT][FONT='Verdana', 'sans-serif']Ya'll know who ya' are. [/FONT][FONT='Arial', 'sans-serif'] [/FONT]

    [FONT='Verdana', 'sans-serif']You might be a redneck if:[/FONT][FONT='Verdana', 'sans-serif'] [/FONT][FONT='Verdana', 'sans-serif']It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God." [/FONT][FONT='Arial', 'sans-serif'] [/FONT]
    [FONT='Verdana', 'sans-serif']You might be a redneck if:[/FONT][FONT='Verdana', 'sans-serif'] You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places. [/FONT][FONT='Arial', 'sans-serif'] [/FONT]
    [FONT='Verdana', 'sans-serif']You might be a redneck if:[/FONT][FONT='Verdana', 'sans-serif'] [/FONT][FONT='Verdana', 'sans-serif']You still say " Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival." [/FONT][FONT='Arial', 'sans-serif'] [/FONT]
    [FONT='Verdana', 'sans-serif']You might be a redneck if:[/FONT][FONT='Verdana', 'sans-serif'] [/FONT][FONT='Verdana', 'sans-serif']You bow your head when someone prays. [/FONT][FONT='Arial', 'sans-serif'] [/FONT]
    [FONT='Verdana', 'sans-serif']You might be a redneck if:[/FONT][FONT='Verdana', 'sans-serif'] [/FONT][FONT='Verdana', 'sans-serif']You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem. [/FONT][FONT='Arial', 'sans-serif'] [/FONT]
    [FONT='Verdana', 'sans-serif']You might be a redneck if:[/FONT][FONT='Verdana', 'sans-serif'] [/FONT][FONT='Verdana', 'sans-serif']You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have. [/FONT]
    [FONT='Arial', 'sans-serif'][/FONT]
    [FONT='Verdana', 'sans-serif']You might be a redneck if:[/FONT][FONT='Verdana', 'sans-serif'] [/FONT][FONT='Verdana', 'sans-serif']You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to. [/FONT][FONT='Arial', 'sans-serif'] [/FONT]
    [FONT='Verdana', 'sans-serif']You might be a redneck if:[/FONT][FONT='Verdana', 'sans-serif'] [/FONT][FONT='Verdana', 'sans-serif']You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.[/FONT]
    [FONT='Arial', 'sans-serif'][/FONT]
    [FONT='Verdana', 'sans-serif']You might be a redneck if:[/FONT][FONT='Verdana', 'sans-serif'] [/FONT][FONT='Verdana', 'sans-serif']You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same. [/FONT]
    [FONT='Arial', 'sans-serif'][/FONT]
    [FONT='Verdana', 'sans-serif']You might be a redneck if:[/FONT][FONT='Verdana', 'sans-serif'] [/FONT][FONT='Verdana', 'sans-serif']You'd give your last dollar to a friend. [/FONT]
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    [FONT='Verdana', 'sans-serif']If you got this email from me, it is because I believe that you, like me, have just enough [/FONT][FONT='Verdana', 'sans-serif']Red Neck [/FONT][FONT='Verdana', 'sans-serif']in you to have the same beliefs as those talked about in this email. [/FONT][FONT='Arial', 'sans-serif'] [/FONT]
    [FONT='Verdana', 'sans-serif']God Bless the USA[/FONT][FONT='Verdana', 'sans-serif'] ! [/FONT]
    [FONT='Arial', 'sans-serif'][/FONT]
     
  2. John W. Hagen

    John W. Hagen Well-Known Member

    Did something wrong

    Sorry I blew it. Hope you can make it out.
     

  3. John Stiles

    John Stiles Ultimate Member 2007 Team Turkey Contest Winner

    We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your friends Ya'll know who ya' are.

    You might be a redneck if: it never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God." You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places. You might be a redneck if: You still say " Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."
    You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.
    You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem. You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have. You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to. You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

    You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.
    You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend. If you got this email from me, it is because I believe that: you, like me, have just enough Red Neck in you to have the same beliefs as those talked about in this email. God Bless The USA>>>Maybe this will help a little, john......:thumb:
     
  4. John Stiles

    John Stiles Ultimate Member 2007 Team Turkey Contest Winner

    Just remember, you start a modification with [ ]...end a modification with [/ ].:wink:
     
  5. flintknapper

    flintknapper Moderator/smokepole pimp

    I agreed with everything in that post (thanks for the HTML coaching, John!). So that means I really are a Redneck, and proud of it! :arkie:
     
  6. zane

    zane Well-Known Member

    whew, my neck must be on FIRE!