Discussion in 'Humor & Games' started by beltcutter, Dec 29, 2010.

  1. beltcutter

    beltcutter Well-Known Member

    I don't know whether this has been posted before but it's cute...


    On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their

    The supermarket manager's daughter brought the teacher a basket of
    assorted fruit.

    The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.

    The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of

    Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The
    teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.
    She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.

    "Is it wine?" she guessed. "No," the boy replied. She tasted another
    drop and asked, " Champagne ? "No," said the little boy..............

    "It's a puppy!"

  2. kendract

    kendract Well-Known Member

    Wait a minute...

    I don't get it.
  3. 10pointman

    10pointman Waterfowl forum Sheriff<br>2011-12 Deer Hunting Co Staff Member

    Oh come on now,surely you jest!:fit:
  4. kendract

    kendract Well-Known Member

    Did the boy say "it's a puppy" or did the teacher?

    If the boy is a puppy leaking? Did he kill it?

    If the teacher did...why the hell did she guess a puppy???
  5. 10pointman

    10pointman Waterfowl forum Sheriff<br>2011-12 Deer Hunting Co Staff Member

    The little boy said: Its a puppy!

    The puppy pees in the box ,Get it now?
  6. ksf04001

    ksf04001 Well-Known Member

    Im gonna play along because im really not sure if your joking or not. The teacher thought it was booze so she kept tasting it, in reality the dog was pissing and she was licking it.
  7. browtine

    browtine Well-Known Member

  8. Honey, is that you??
  9. ksf04001

    ksf04001 Well-Known Member

    lol yeah i saw that, if i wasnt already going i would have thrown by name in the mix! I prefer to go with friends because the party is half the fun, and nothing beats scantily dressed country girls!!! :thumb:
  10. kendract

    kendract Well-Known Member

    Oh. I don't know why I started thinking the puppy was dead...Funny joke...
  11. Guitarzan

    Guitarzan Well-Known Member

    I thought the puppy was dead too when I first read it. :biggrin:
  12. kendract

    kendract Well-Known Member

    I'm not alone! Yay! :clap: