Racism!??

Discussion in 'Humor & Games' started by John Stiles, Dec 28, 2010.

  1. John Stiles

    John Stiles Ultimate Member 2007 Team Turkey Contest Winner



    Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.

    Recently a customer asked the question, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?"

    The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"



    The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?"

    "Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?"

    "Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?"

    "Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?"

    "Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"


    The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."


    The guy says, "Well why then, when I asked for Polish sausage, did you ask me if I'm Polish?"


    The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."



    :razz:
     
  2. Catfish898

    Catfish898 Well-Known Member

    My girl is Polish, she loves these jokes.

    :smack: :fit: :clap: :thumb:
     

  3. dash4cash

    dash4cash Well-Known Member

    That's a great one.:fit::fit:

    Carl
     
  4. truckmetal23

    truckmetal23 Well-Known Member

    did NOT see that one comin!:fit::fit::fit:
     
  5. kendract

    kendract Well-Known Member

  6. Ozone

    Ozone Well-Known Member

    That was funny!
     
  7. Ozone

    Ozone Well-Known Member

    BTW John, Rupert said he knew you. You must not live very far from Randall.
     
  8. 7mm-08savage

    7mm-08savage Well-Known Member

    Thats funny!!!!!!!!!!
     
  9. John Stiles

    John Stiles Ultimate Member 2007 Team Turkey Contest Winner

    Yup....known them bout as long as I have memory.:up:
     
  10. ArkArcher

    ArkArcher Moderator Staff Member

    So at your age....you've known them at least a day or two huh? :biggrin: :fit:
     
  11. John Stiles

    John Stiles Ultimate Member 2007 Team Turkey Contest Winner

    I'll tell you what the elephant said after he was asked how many peanuts he ate......afew:fit::razz:
     
  12. Hill Farm Hunter

    Hill Farm Hunter Well-Known Member

    Man you've got to be careful where you tell those jokes now days. I told a "Polack" joke in a restaurant in Little Rock once and had a Polish guy get pissed off and want to take it outside. We did, and he pulled a razor on me. Luckily he could not find a place to plug it in. :wink:
     
  13. John Stiles

    John Stiles Ultimate Member 2007 Team Turkey Contest Winner

    THere it is:fit::razz: