Put the seat down

Discussion in 'Campfire' started by dash4cash, Dec 13, 2010.

  1. dash4cash

    dash4cash Well-Known Member

    I now know why woman want men to put the ol tolit seat down when we are finished. Last night while brushing my teeth before bed I had to tinkle, so wanting to accomplish 2 things at once, I went to sit on the pot and almost went down under,:doh: luckily for me my a$$ is bigger than the hole, this was the first time this had happened to me, kinda freaked me out, after all I live alone and the seat is almost always up, until now.

    Carl
     

  2. FrogTacos

    FrogTacos Well-Known Member

    Ahhahahaaaa!!! In my house we had to come to an agreement. Its not just seat down, its toilet closed all together. Just as much as I don't want to see under the seat, I don't want to see skid marks either.

    -That and since I'm the one that cleans it, I get to make the rules. Ifn he wants to use it, he abides by my toilet rules or goes to the other bathroom. When he starts to clean it he can make his own rules.

    Unfortunately, he makes half the bed each and every morning, so he gets to call half the rules. I'm not even telling what those are.
     
  3. TUBBYONE

    TUBBYONE Well-Known Member

    Unfortunately, he makes half the bed each and every morning, so he gets to call half the rules. I'm not even telling what those are. :fit::fit:
     
  4. JohnnieWalker

    JohnnieWalker Well-Known Member

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    Frog Tacos it sounds like you rule with an iron fist. :biggrin: Stay away from my wife!!!
     
  5. Rebel

    Rebel Well-Known Member

    I am sorry , every time I see your username I think of a good bottle of whiskey!:thumb:
     
  6. tkcampb1

    tkcampb1 Well-Known Member

    seriously??? you're gonna make a statement like that and leave us all hang'n? :down:

    It should have just been:
    Unfortunately, he makes half the bed each and every morning, so he gets to call half the rules.

    that's it...nothing else...but NOW, you've got us...well, me curious!
     
  7. JohnnieWalker

    JohnnieWalker Well-Known Member

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    If you see any posts from me on here after 6:00 in the evening, you can bet I've got one sittin' right beside me. Ain't nothing finer on a cold Dec. night... or a hot Aug. day for that matter. :biggrin:
     
  8. kendract

    kendract Well-Known Member

    I agree! Hahaha. Although I'm sure I've got some sort of idea. I make all the rules in my apartment...because I clean EVERYTHING. Does he still listen? Well no....I'm in need of a plan because if I complain,w:banghead:e fight.
     
  9. varmint hunter

    varmint hunter Well-Known Member

    ROFL:fit:
     
  10. FrogTacos

    FrogTacos Well-Known Member

    We might have to get together for lunch some day! Been with this guy since October of '92 and rare is the day we have a fuss.
     
  11. woodsnwater

    woodsnwater Well-Known Member

    tmi
     
  12. flydown

    flydown Well-Known Member

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    Well, me personaly, I am a slob but if you use the bathroom in my house, you better flush and close the seat and lid. If you don't, most likely you will never use my bathroom again. I am a man and I am very particular about closing the lid.
     
  13. stealthycat

    stealthycat Elite Member<br>2015-16 Bow Hunting Contest Winner

    my wife ... for 10 years, always had a husband who put the toilet seat down

    always

    she, however, never did

    we bickered about it and one day she said it was just habit, and you can't break habit and I said wanna bet? I'll NEVER put the seat down, again. I'll break that habit and create a new one to NEVER put the seat down again

    now, after 5 years of it? I imagine she'd have been happier putting it down like I did
     
  14. kendract

    kendract Well-Known Member

    It's a date!!!

    When I get back from vacation on the 26th LOL:clap:
     
  15. Matthew.loftis

    Matthew.loftis Well-Known Member

    Here's an idea... Check before you Wreck.

    Men and Women both. Don't be lazy, don't be hasty, check the lid before you wastey.
     
  16. rgwill

    rgwill Well-Known Member

    x2
     
  17. FrogTacos

    FrogTacos Well-Known Member

    At 0300 am it aint lazy or hasty, its barely awake enough to walk and I sure as smokes aint turning on the light.
     
  18. coonnutz

    coonnutz Well-Known Member

    You sit to pee:skeptical:
     
  19. FrogTacos

    FrogTacos Well-Known Member

    I believe he said tinkle.