naked and afraid. What one thing would you take? and what

Discussion in 'Survival Skills and Techniques' started by elias, Aug 26, 2013.

  1. hawgpharm

    hawgpharm Well-Known Member

    My favorite thread of his was when he was burying the 55 gallon drums.
     
  2. JB Weld

    JB Weld Well-Known Member Supporting Member

    Oh man. I laugh just thinking about that one. All those threads should be stickies!
     
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  3. curdog1

    curdog1 Well-Known Member

    I'd take bug spray
     
  4. hugedogleg

    hugedogleg New Member

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    My cur dog. I'd gain 10 lbs.
     
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  5. JB Weld

    JB Weld Well-Known Member Supporting Member

    I am so glad this got bumped! This is one of the funniest threads in a long time!
     
  6. Bucker10

    Bucker10 Well-Known Member Staff Member

    Camo ninja.

    He knows the rutting schedule of all species. No way we would go hungry.

    Plus we would know to stay away from the bears if they were on their menstrual cycle.
     
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  7. R6mm

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    Guess the one item I would take to solve everything, is a camper. (fully loaded with food, water, clothes, flashlights, fishing tackle, knives, gun, etc.) I mean...who wants to go camping naked, or without a camper ?? :)
     
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  8. curdog1

    curdog1 Well-Known Member

    I’d take LT. he’d have a recipe for anything we did catch and it’s taste great!
     
  9. tmeredith

    tmeredith Platinum Member Redneck Slum Lord

    Better take a walk in cooler to,so you can properly cool any meat you might kill.
     
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  10. Buckrub

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    A knife, to kill the cameraman that's following us around.
     
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  11. curdog1

    curdog1 Well-Known Member

    Wonder if they’d show that on tv. You running down a camera man naked with a knife trying to kill him.
     
  12. whetstone

    whetstone Well-Known Member Staff Member

    That would be the funniest thing on tv all year, an ah.net member naked trying to run hahaha.

    Better make sure that camera man ain't a dink before he kills him...
     
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  13. curdog1

    curdog1 Well-Known Member

    I bet ol buckrub is fast as a cheetah even with both swingin.
     
  14. mk1848

    mk1848 Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    Which one of y’all would be naked and which one would be afraid?
     
  15. curdog1

    curdog1 Well-Known Member

    I’d be afraid if he was naked..
     
  16. Chasegal88

    Chasegal88 Well-Known Member

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  17. N8HARNER

    N8HARNER Well-Known Member

    Oh boy. He was a cracker!
     
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  19. mk1848

    mk1848 Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    I thought he was you.
     
  20. Chasegal88

    Chasegal88 Well-Known Member

    Just go to the search bar and search for posts by member and type on Elias and grab some popcorn. This guy had a loose wire.
     
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