My wife is an evil woman.......sometimes.

Discussion in 'Campfire' started by johnf, Feb 8, 2008.

  1. johnf

    johnf Well-Known Member

    Our bathroom is very dark at night. Most of the time at night I don't turn on the light and just leave the seat up. You guys know what I mean. Ever so often when she goes in at night I hear a little complaining, she doesn't turn the light on either and I guess the seat up may be a bit of a surprise.:eek:

    Last night about 2:AM I got up to.......well, and got a surprise of my own.

    At some point after I went to sleep she put the lid down:rain: :hair: . I cleaned it up.

    She laughed at me when I went back to bed.:alright:
     
  2. ArkArcher

    ArkArcher Moderator Staff Member

    :smack: I'm not sure I would have admitted that. :thumb: :razz:
     

  3. Common conflict here! I left the seat up and my wife sat down in the dark right on the ceramic throne. two nights ago.

    I felt like I had clubbed a baby seal to death in front of 100 gradeschoolers!:smack: More embarassing to me than her.
     
  4. HANDGUNNER

    HANDGUNNER Well-Known Member

    tie it up where she can't get it down for revenge:biggrin: :biggrin:
     
  5. thethrill

    thethrill Well-Known Member

    that's funny.....mine has me broke, I put lid up and then back down :wink:
     
  6. John Stiles

    John Stiles Ultimate Member 2007 Team Turkey Contest Winner

    See....my wife knows I stumble around at night trying to get to the bathroom....so she always lifts the lid(s) both out of my inane old way...and once I sat down....in a freezing cold porcelain bowl.......and screamed bloody murder; waking up the whole house!:eek: I'm surprized she didn't knock me into the bathtub that night too!:cool:
     
  7. johnf

    johnf Well-Known Member

    I't my bathroom though dangit. She only uses it at night maybe once a week and uses the other one the rest of the time.
     
  8. John Stiles

    John Stiles Ultimate Member 2007 Team Turkey Contest Winner

    I don't go that direction no more at night.....it's shorter walk to the back door!:smack:
     
  9. TheBattman

    TheBattman Select Member<br>2010-11 Deer Hunting Contest Winn

    I just don't understand the "lid up, lid down" issue.

    I was raised in a home where I just put the seat back down after I finished my business... no arguments or fighting or scolding.

    But on the other hand - any guys on here willing to admit they are stupid and have sat on a toilet without first making sure the seat was down?

    Anyone who would blindly sit on a toilet without checking for the seat is asking for an uncomfortable tail (and probably wet too) - male or female.

    There are much bigger things to worry about than toilet seats. Exactly how much trouble is it to lift a seat before, and put it down after? IF it is too much trouble - you are lazy.
     
  10. John Stiles

    John Stiles Ultimate Member 2007 Team Turkey Contest Winner

    Have a bowl of fruity pebbles and cool yer jets bru....you'll live longer:razz: :biggrin:
     
  11. D33RHUNT3R

    D33RHUNT3R Well-Known Member

    All I can say is Even in the Dark, I guess We both Check 1st....
     
  12. Down on the White

    Down on the White Well-Known Member

    My Grandmother taught me right same as she did Grandfather it is now thirty five years later I am 44 so I have learnt my lesson well still wether dark or light when through I STILL PUT THE LID DOWN. Makes the little woman a little more loveable.:fit: But that is the only thing I do not get in trouble for but the rest is a different story.:thumb:
     
  13. John Stiles

    John Stiles Ultimate Member 2007 Team Turkey Contest Winner

    That does it right there....I'm fixin to snatch that lid off and chunk it out the winder:eek:
     
  14. Bruin

    Bruin Well-Known Member

    Just be glad you have someone to have these moments with.

    I really miss those little things.

    Widowed for 7 years now. Being alone sucks.
     
  15. Mr. Chitlin

    Mr. Chitlin Administrator Staff Member Supporting Member

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    Get a low wattage night light. It won't keep ya awake, but will let you see the important stuff.
     
  16. .270Win

    .270Win Well-Known Member

    Out of the cloud of "triviality" reality strikes. Good post.

    .270Win
     
  17. John Stiles

    John Stiles Ultimate Member 2007 Team Turkey Contest Winner

    Into the fray steps "Henry Wadsworth Longfellow":smack: :razz:
     
  18. yjjeeper

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    That there will get you wet, too!!! :lol:
     
  19. 454c

    454c Well-Known Member

    One lifts the lid and one puts the lid down. Sounds fair to me.:shrug:
     
  20. BUCKSHOT_106

    BUCKSHOT_106 Well-Known Member

    :smack: If you want a list of bathroom pranks just pm me. :biggrin: