This thread was on another forum. What's the lamest reason you've ever broken up with someone or been dumped over? I followed after this girl in college like a puppy dog for weeks until she when out with me. This was back in the day and I didn't kiss her on our first date. On our second date I walked her to her door and went in for the smoochy smooch and it was like kissing a tire iron. Her face was like a open mouthed statue with a concrete tongue sticking out of it. It was very odd, but she really seemed to get into it. That went on for a few seconds as I hoped she would thaw out. Finally I just stopped, said good night and went home. She asked why I never called her after that, so I told her. She was pretty, but it just wasn't worth it.