I'M Broke!

Discussion in 'Humor & Games' started by AR Thumper, Dec 3, 2012.

  1. AR Thumper

    AR Thumper Well-Known Member

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    > > WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE...I'M BROKE!
    > >
    > > A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
    > > confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
    > >
    > > "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of
    > minutes
    > > of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in
    > > high-powered vacuum cleaners."
    > >
    > > "Go away," said the old lady. "I haven't got any money, I'm broke!" As
    >
    > > she proceeded to close the door, the young man wedged his foot in the
    > > door and pushed wide open.
    > >
    > > "Don't be too hasty," he said. "Not until you have at least seen my
    > > demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure on
    > to
    > > her hallway carpet.
    > >
    > > "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse
    > manure
    > > from your carpet, madam, I will personally eat the remainder.
    > >
    > > The little old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a
    > > damned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this
    > morning.
    > >
    > > What part of broke do you not understand?
     
  2. giggity

    giggity Well-Known Member

    That was hilarious!
     

  3. odocoi

    odocoi Well-Known Member

  4. BIG JIM

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  5. Hill Farm Hunter

    Hill Farm Hunter Well-Known Member

    She probably just wanted to take a nap.
     
  6. Terrym72

    Terrym72 Well-Known Member

    Lmbo that there funny , I dont care who ya are !!!!