Newest report on our castaways... They are asking for donations to purchase a vessel that is adequate enough to launch a Mark 48. They have Googled the interwebs. This projectile will totally destroy any sandbar that stands in their way in acquiring total happiness. The dude has a Ginger...all he needs now is a Mary Ann and a professor. Everybody knows that the professor is gay. His only purpose is to attain radio waves from a coconut.