I gotta learn the "Internet Rules"

Discussion in 'Waterfowl Hunting' started by Doug Hodges, Dec 16, 2012.

  1. Ive been reading the other waterfowl threads. WOW. I've got to learn the rules. I've been asking folks to take me hunting. So far that seems ok. I know I'm not supposed to say where we went. Is the general part of the state ok? Or nothing at all? Should I lie and say I went east when I went west? Last Saturday was my first time and I wanted to thank the guys that took me but was reluctant to post the thread because I hoped I didn't say anything wrong. I see its not ok to ask if anyone is seeing ducks in a certain part of the state. What's some more rules I should know about when posting in a public forum?
    Last edited: Dec 16, 2012
  2. jccduck

    jccduck Well-Known Member

    I gotta learn the "Internet Rules"

    Lol someone will make a list out

  3. Did you get chitlens or chicken on a stick at the gas station. Everything else is taboo.
  4. tmeredith

    tmeredith Platinum Member Redneck Slum Lord

    Never hunt a public land hole that wasn't rightfully handed down to you by your grandpappy.
  5. Mr. Chitlin

    Mr. Chitlin Administrator Staff Member Supporting Member

    NE Ark
    Standard protocol is to tell everyone you went to Bayou Meto and the water was just right and you were covered up with ducks. Also had your limit by 7AM. :thumb:
  6. Crap. We had sausage biscuits.
    Crap. No one in my family has ever duck hunted. We all grew up in these hills.
    OK> OK> Im getting it. Keep em coming
  7. silent tom

    silent tom Account Suspended

    1. Never try to discuss a problem with edge boats. You will have edge followers threatening you.
    2. Never talk bad about cut downs, no matter what your opinion is.
    3. Never be nice to anyone regarding public land.
    4. If you post a picture, you can't smile.
    5. Any language has to have ebonics incorporated into it. For example, a beer is a burr. It also helps if you reference a lot of anything as "50-11".
    This is just a start, so much to be added...

  8. Rookie mistake.

    Go to the "metro" , race the $500 a month duck boat into the blue line, kill 9 limits blowing designer cutdown wearing UA hat, stop and get a chicken on a stick.

    That is an internet duck hunt.
  9. chillout

    chillout Well-Known Member

    1. PM me if you find a good amount of ducks.
    2. Sit back and laugh at all of the people that get bent out of shape about things posted on this forum.
  10. I didnt know any better
  11. bloody acorns

    bloody acorns Well-Known Member

    Dont forget to get on here and say that you should ban spinners but set out three everytime you hunt
  12. BIG JIM

    BIG JIM Select Member<br>Ol Eagle Eye

    Thanks for starting this thread Doug. I now know for sure I don't want to take up duck hunting.
  13. I had a blast on my first hunt.
  14. Ktalbertfirefighter

    Ktalbertfirefighter Well-Known Member

  15. arkansas-bowhunter

    arkansas-bowhunter Well-Known Member

    I think everyone should hunt down there just so they can get chicken on a stick!!! If you call ahead you can get it extra crispy!