Graybeard Championship Squirrel Hunt 2020

Discussion in 'Small Game and Bird Hunting' started by reb henderson, Apr 24, 2020.

  1. Arkie_3_fan

    Arkie_3_fan Well-Known Member

    Warden looks kinda small compared to the one over in Bradley County.
     
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  2. jackie53

    jackie53 Well-Known Member

    Blackfoot..Dropped a pen for me on onix
    It Rained 4 inches..Trying to get to that pin on Wednesday the River was over the Road to pin..
    I found another Road just before Blackfoot pin.
    Had a No Hunting sign and a Game and fish sign on it..
    I stopped walked in.Saw some Game and fish post laying on the Ground...
    Found a pull off of the main gravel road..
    When I walked down Road Squirrel everywhere..Never seen so many..at least 30...
    Looked on onix..Looked like Game and fish Property....Bingo..

    I went back out to campsite..Raining so I went looking for a hotel..

    Thursday Morning I drove back to hunting spot..still sceptical I saw another vehicle come out of side Road..Bow hunter..
    I hunt..Squirrel every where....

    Dinner I go out to meet Rusty and camper at camp site before bowhunters..Get em..

    I meet Rusty we set up camp we go back to Squirrel hunt..We hunt don't see anyone..

    Plan on going back Friday morning .
    Rusty follows me..
    He parks his Truck I go 500 yards park my truck..
    I get out start hunting I am 50 yards from my truck see Squirrel immediately..
    See a Guy pull up behind my Truck like hes blocking me in..I shoot a Squirrel out..
    He started firing and blasting a shotgun empty the gun..And Cussing me.
    Stop shooting I am having you arrested..
    I walk out..I have my shotgun and sidearm ready to rock..
    When he sees my weapons ready.Be calms down..
    I appolige asking him IF I AM ON PRIVATE PROPERTY WHY IS A GAME AND FISH SIGN THEIR TO?
    HE talked nice said he wasn't calling Sherriff or Game and Fish..
    I leave and head to Blackfoot original pin.
    Road is clear now..
    I see Game and fish unloading their ATV.
    I pull over and Talk with tell them what happened..
    They show me Game and fish Property......
    I leave go to camp..
    Didn't know it but guy was on Rusty now.

    I Return to camp..
    Here pulls up Goliath of a Man Game and fish..
    Tells me he's arresting me for Trasspassing..
    I hand him my hunting license and Drivers lic..
    I didn't hand him my Concealed handgun permit..
    Now he's arresting me for that..
    I popped twice in my Drawers...
    He said is Handgun loaded?
    I said yes..He said your really getting it now..
    I pooped again..He's 6'5 and a Mountain of a man..Couldn't whoop him with poop in my Drawers couldn't out draw him..
    Running was my best strategy..
    Guess he saw the tears in my eyes..
    And said it was a Setup...
    I pooped again...


    That's my story and sticking to it..

    Laugh out loud!!
     
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  3. DonniePowell

    DonniePowell Well-Known Member

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    Get with the program.
     
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  4. DonniePowell

    DonniePowell Well-Known Member

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    That’s a poop story.
     
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  5. Mr. Rusty

    Mr. Rusty Well-Known Member Supporting Member

    Moral of the story is, don’t go hunting with Jackie.
     
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  6. Xring

    Xring Well-Known Member

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    A wise person would copy and save this entire thread, post it on a blog and instantly be famous, I've laughed through it several times. Thanks for the laughs
     
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  7. DonniePowell

    DonniePowell Well-Known Member

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    It sure has been entertaining. Glad I got to read it.
     
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  8. jackie53

    jackie53 Well-Known Member

    Gee thanks..
     
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  9. Allenn

    Allenn Well-Known Member Supporting Member

    Did LJ bring his own sex bucket?
     
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  10. jackie53

    jackie53 Well-Known Member

    Got to getem up here..Show em Real
    Mans Hunting in these Ozarks...
     
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  11. jackie53

    jackie53 Well-Known Member

    It is what it is...
     
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  12. jackie53

    jackie53 Well-Known Member

    LJ who?
     
  13. DonniePowell

    DonniePowell Well-Known Member

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    I don’t know why Jackie didn’t use his new found political clout with the game warden.
     
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  14. Mr. Rusty

    Mr. Rusty Well-Known Member Supporting Member

    At one point me and LJ were the only ones at camp, all I’m saying
     
  15. jackie53

    jackie53 Well-Known Member

    I Tried..
    He wasn't buying it..Said he would stick bribery to the rest of the charges..
     
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  16. jackie53

    jackie53 Well-Known Member

    LJ who?
     
  17. DonniePowell

    DonniePowell Well-Known Member

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    Yep hunting in the hills but the very few times I went to the flatlands I liked it. Told my boy, Travis you can walk all day down here.
     
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  18. DonniePowell

    DonniePowell Well-Known Member

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    Evidently he was not one of your constituents.
     
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  19. Allenn

    Allenn Well-Known Member Supporting Member

    Hummm must be why he hasn’t joined in with any remarks all evening.
     
  20. Mr. Rusty

    Mr. Rusty Well-Known Member Supporting Member

    No comment