Government Birdfeeder

Discussion in 'Campfire' started by clawmute, Feb 1, 2008.

  1. FOOD FOR THOUGHT


    Subject: The Government Bird Feeder
    I bought a bird feeder. I hung
    > It on my back porch and filled
    > It with seed. What a beauty of
    > A bird feeder it is, as I filled it
    > Lovingly with seed. Within a
    > Week we had hundreds of birds
    > Taking advantage of the
    > Continuous flow of free and
    > Easily accessible food.
    >
    > But then the birds started
    > Building nests in the boards
    > Of the patio, above the table,
    > And next to the barbecue.
    >
    > Then came the poop. It was
    > Everywhere: on the patio tile,
    > The chairs, the table ..
    > Everywhere!
    >
    > Then some of the birds
    > Turned mean. They would
    > Dive bomb me and try to
    > Peck me even though I had
    > Fed them out of my own
    > Pocket.
    >
    >
    > And others birds were
    > Boisterous and loud. They
    > Sat on the feeder and
    > Squawked and screamed at
    > All hours of the day and night
    > And demanded that I fill it
    > When it got low on food.
    >
    > After a while, I couldn't even
    > Sit on my own back porch
    > Anymore. So I took down the
    > Bird feeder and in three days
    > The birds were gone. I cleaned
    > Up their mess and took down
    > The many nests they had built
    > All over the patio.
    >
    >
    > Soon, the back yard was like
    > It used to be .. Quiet, serene
    > And no one demanding their
    > Rights to a free meal.
    >
    > Now let's see ...
    > Our government gives out
    > Free food, subsidized housing,
    > Free medical care, and free
    > Education and allows anyone
    > Born here to be an automatic
    > Citizen.
    >
    > Then the illegalʼs came by the
    > Tens of thousands. Suddenly
    > Our taxes went up to pay for
    > Free services; small apartments
    > Are housing 5 families; you
    > Have to wait 6 hours to be seen
    > By an emergency room doctor;
    > Your child's 2nd grade class is
    > Behind other schools because
    > Over half the class doesn't speak English.
    >
    > Corn Flakes now come in a
    > Bilingual box; I have to
    > "press one" to hear my bank
    > Talk to me in English, and
    > People waving flags other
    > Than "Old Glory" are
    > Squawking and screaming
    > In the streets, demanding
    > More rights and free liberties.
    >
    > Just my opinion, but maybe
    > it's time for the government
    > To take down the bird feeder.
    > If you agree, pass it on; if not,
    > Continue cleaning up the poop!!


     
  2. ace777

    ace777 Well-Known Member

    :up: :applaud: :applaud: :applaud:
     

  3. Down on the White

    Down on the White Well-Known Member

    In another words our taxes is the bird feeder and the result is the social programs that follow.:biggrin:
     
  4. ECHIV

    ECHIV Guest

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    Bravo. Well said
     
  5. JR

    JR Moderator<br>Campfire<br>General Hunting Topics<br

    Amen! We can all see it, why can't the Government?
     
  6. snydedawg

    snydedawg Well-Known Member

    I got a BAD BAD BAD feeling it is about to get a damned sight worse!!!!
     
  7. Down on the White

    Down on the White Well-Known Member

    You just ain't whisltling dixie bud. :biggrin:
     
  8. It will get worse, unless we the citizens of this great country stand up and say enough is enough.

    Don't sell to illegals.

    Don't hire illegals.

    Don't hire contractors who use illegals.

    Don't rent to illegals.

    Don't give illegals drivers licenses or ID cards.

    Complain about "slum lords" who do rent to illegals.

    Demand of our politicans that this is the USA and we speak english in this country. Either learn the language or leave. We need a constiutional amendment that clearly states that English is the official language of this country, and you must know how to speak it, before you can become a citizen.

    Demand of our politicans to close our borders.

    Demand that our educators no longer have to teach spanish and that spanish or any foreign language is no longer a required class in any state supported school.

    No more "free money" or scholarships for illegals or their children.

    These are just a few things we can do and must do NOW or in a few short years, we the "true" citizens of this great country will be the minority.

    God bless this great country and I pray he will give us the strength and wisdom to solve the immigration problem.
     
  9. Bologna Gravy

    Bologna Gravy Well-Known Member

    Enough said, couldn't agree with you more.

    BG
     
  10. KBJ

    KBJ Well-Known Member

    That's so TRUE!!!