God is busy

Discussion in 'Campfire' started by zane, Feb 7, 2008.

  1. zane

    zane Well-Known Member

    If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!! A
    United States Marine was attending some college courses
    between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and
    Afghanistan .One of the courses had a professor who was an
    avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the
    professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to
    the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you are real, then I
    want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you
    exactly 15 minutes.' The lecture room fell silent. You could
    hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor
    proclaimed, 'Here I am God. I'm still waiting.' It got down
    to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his
    chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him;
    knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.
    The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently.
    The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there
    looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to,
    noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine
    and asked, 'What the heck is the matter with you? Why did
    you do that?' The Marine calmly replied, 'God was too busy
    today protecting America 's soldiers who are protecting your
    right to saystupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent
  2. flintknapper

    flintknapper Moderator/smokepole pimp

    When you care enough to send the very best--USMC!

  3. live2hunt

    live2hunt Well-Known Member

  4. Manybeards

    Manybeards Premium Member<br>2009 Turkey Contest Winner<br>20

    I've always liked that one :thumb: