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Thank God for church ladies with word-processors. These sentences appeared
in church bulletins or were announced in church services (Summer, 2007
Release).

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The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
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The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon tonight:
'Searching for Jesus.'
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Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the
recreation hall.
Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.
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Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those
things not worth keeping around
The house. Bring your husbands.
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The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a
conflict.
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Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone
who is hard to love.
Say 'Hell' to someone who doesn't care much about you.
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Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
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Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious
pleasure
To the congregation.
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For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery
downstairs.
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Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help
they can get.
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The Rector will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will
sing:
'Break Forth Into Joy.'
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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church.
So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
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At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?'
Come early and listen to our choir practice.
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Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several
new members
And to the deterioration of some older ones.
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Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled.
Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
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Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person
you
Want remembered.
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The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and
gracious hostility.
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Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - pra yer and medication to follow..
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The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind.
They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
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This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from
the Church.
Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
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Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM . All ladies are
invited to
Lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. Is done.
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The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend
him their
Electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
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Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the
back door.
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The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church
basement
Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
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Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church.
Please use the large double door at the side entrance.
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The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign
Slogan last Sunday : 'I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours'.
 

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I can appreciate that. My wife use to be a secretary at the church we attend and it is amazing at some of the mis-prints the congregation could
find in a bulletin.
 

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Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person
you
Want remembered.

This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from
the Church.
Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
whew these both brought tears to my eyes

shifty
 

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Thank God for church ladies with word-processors. These sentences appeared
in church bulletins or were announced in church services (Summer, 2007
Release).

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For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery
downstairs.
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:skeptical: Was you aimin this at me:confused: ...................:thumb:
 
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