I have had it. I am going to rant and rave minute so bear with me. I AM DONE WITH THESE $*!*@&#$& BARELY SPEAKING ENGLISH FOREIGNERS!!!! Let me tell you what happened. First of all this story will probably lose some of the humor since i cant tell you guys face to face where you can hear me do my funny foreigner accent when I tell it. Anyway, I get a bill from a credit card that i got. When i open the bill, it did not show a payment that i had made. I bought some stuff for christmas on it, and then sent the credit card company money to pay off the purchases about 2 weeks after i used it. SO I call the 1800 number on the card. After going threw the automated part i get some barely speaking english foreigner. I try to tell her my concern, and she says the following, " Ya, we a gota your check fora two dolla ana eaity cens." Which I replied, no, I sent you a check for $280.00 . SHe says, no we gotta you check fora 2 dolla ana eaity cens. This goes back and forth for about 5 minutes, until I blow up. I tell her to get me somedody on the phone that speaks AMERICAN. She says, " Ia speaka da english." I then replied to her, that i do not want to speak to someone who speaks english. I want to speak to someone who speaks AMERICAN. I then proceeded to tell her that I seen a monkey in the circus once who could speak a little english, but that dont mean he understood it. I then ask her where she is at, and she says INDIA. Anyway, I piss her off a little more then finally hang up. My wife is laughing her butt off at this point and asks me what I meant by someone who speaks american. I told her that what i mean by it, is I want to talk to someone with no $^#^&%$^ towel head accent, someone who knows who John Wayne was and probably seen most of his movies, and someone who knows what I mean when I say remington 870 or chevy 350. At this point, I call the number again. The first thing I said was, where are you located. INDIA was the answer. I hung up. I called the number again, and got this sweet sounding southern voice. I asked her where she was located and she said Austin, TEXAS!!!!!! I then replied THANK THE LORD, AN AMERICAN. I then told her my story and why I called to begin with. SHE LAUGHED HER BUT OFF, CALLED MY HONEY, AND SAID SHE WOULD CHECK OUT MY PROBLEM. Turns out, the STUPID TOWELHEADED HIGH YELLOW DOT HEADED #%$#%$%$% didnt know how to read decimal points. The lady told me that everything was fine, and that tbecause of the holidays the statements were mailed early and that everything was OK. She then said that you would not believe how many similar phone calls that they get. FROM NOW ON, I, HUNTIN4BB, REFUSE TO TALK TO ANY *&%$%$@% FOREIGNER ON THE PHONE ABOUT ANYTHING. I WILL HANG UP AND CALL BACK UNTIL I GET AN AMERICAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!