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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion.

I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asks, "Do you know her?" "Yes," I sighed, "She's my old girlfriend.

I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years
ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.

""My God!" says my wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating
that long?"
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