Blond Joke (oldie but goodie)

Discussion in 'Humor & Games' started by AR Thumper, Mar 11, 2017.

  1. AR Thumper

    AR Thumper Well-Known Member

    A blond lady went to the Emergency Room with a injury to her left fore finger, in fact the end of her finger was almost gone. When the doctor started treating her he asked "How did this happen?" The young lady reluctantly admitted "I was trying to commit suicide!" The Doctor said " BY SHOOTING THE END OF YOUR FINGER OFF??" "Well First I put the barrel in my mouth but I got to thinking about all the expensive dental work I had done. Then I put the barrel to my chest & thought about my implants & I sure didn't want to damage them!!! So I put the muzzle in my right ear & thought this is gonna be loud!,So I put my finger in my left ear!!!!!!":smack:
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  2. mikebri

    mikebri Well-Known Member