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While we're on the subject, here's food for thought: There once was a man who had nothing for his family to eat.

He had an old rifle and three bullets.

So, he decided that he would go out hunting and kill some wild game for
dinner. As he went down the road, he saw a rabbit. He shot at the rabbit
and missed it. The rabbit ran away.

Then he saw a squirrel and fired a shot at the squirrel and missed it.
The squirrel disappeared into a hole in a cottonwood tree.

As he went further, he saw a large wild "Tom" turkey in the tree, but he
had only one bullet remaining.

A voice spoke to him and said, "Pray first, aim high and stay focused".

However, at the same time, he saw a deer which was a better kill.

He brought the gun down and aimed at the deer.

But, then he saw a rattlesnake between his legs about to bite him, so he
naturally brought the gun down further to shoot the rattlesnake.

Once again he heard a voice, "I said 'Pray, Aim high and Stay
focused".

So, the man decided to listen to God's voice.

He quickly prayed, then aimed the gun high up in the tree and shot the wild
turkey.

The bullet bounced off the turkey and killed the deer.

The barrel fell off the gun and hit the snake in the head and killed it.

And, when the gun had gone off, the recoil knocked him into a pond.

When he stood up to look around, he had fish in all his pockets, a dead
deer and a turkey for his family to eat.
:biggrin:
 
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