cpeuban
03-04-2004, 09:59 PM
SUBJECT: # 35372: wearing them out and then a sh*t pain hits! WWYD?
Submitted by 12" minimum (66.147.54.49) from SOUTH CAROLINA on 3/4/04 4:04:00 PM
you are in a good sized tourney, you are on some good fish that are biting readily, you get a big sh*t pain and have to go somewhere now at this moment! what do you do?
1. go over the side of the boat
2. ease over to the bank which is 6 or 7 miles away at this particular open water honey hole
3. grab your sandwich bag and do-do in there until later?
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3/4/04 4:23:00 PM Submitted by Jeff H (216.54.20.242) from VIRGINIA says keep a trash bag and a poncho
for just such an occasion
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3/4/04 4:39:00 PM Submitted by Pat Weis from PENNSYLVANIA says Easy
Use your rider's side of the livewell...
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3/4/04 4:46:00 PM Submitted by t.r. from MARYLAND says money?
If there was enough money on the line, I'd consider just going in my pants and keep fishing.
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3/4/04 4:48:00 PM Submitted by Tony from Georgia from GEORGIA says Lol
Man! The thought of someone chittin in a sammich bag that close freaks me out!(LMAO) Son, you would never hear the last of that one! Pat, how would you remove the mudsharks? That would be one job I would not want to do.
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A sandwich bag???? What size bag holds a mudshark? Or do you just ask your grocer for the mudshark special?
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3/4/04 5:25:00 PM Submitted by tx_basser from TEXAS says I won't mention any names.......
but there is a person that visits this board occasionally that this has happened to. I watched him squat down in the floor and give birth to a turd on a piece of cardboard that would have made a horse jealous.
I have also crapped over the side of the boat and fallen out doing so.
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3/4/04 5:58:00 PM Submitted by tr21 (152.163.252.68) from ALABAMA says Thanks 12"
Not sure if you're serious or not but this is without a doubt the funniest thread I've seen, had to call my wife over to show her. If you're serious the trash bag in the floor has worked for me, I think 2 times in 35 years. I have a deep fear of snakes so the banks out, unless it's someone's nice mowed lawn, but that would have to be before sun up. And I don't see myself hovering very well in a strain, if my partner set the hook I'd probably go sewer swimming
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3/4/04 6:03:00 PM Submitted by bass003 from TENNESSEE says Ever heard
of corks and krazy glue.Just don't be around any populated area when it comes time to unload.
Mudshark net,now what if it's loose.
Jer
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3/4/04 6:07:00 PM Submitted by Fishin' With Jeff - Professional Christian Guide Service from TEXAS says mudsharks..........
Guys, Thanks for the laugh! I really needed that one. However, I do have one add.....
A few years ago I was fishing a B.A.S.S. Tournament on Toledo Bend back when you had two Pro's in the boat. Anyway, I drew this guy, we flipped for boats and naturally he won. We met the next morning for the first day of the tournament and he drives up in an old...I mean old Chevy truck (from the 70's) and looked old too and pulling behind him was an old Stratos, turned out he had to borrow it.
Well, we launch and while we're waiting for them to check our live-well and all he states "I gotta go!" My responce to him was "where ya gotta go?" Being naieve has always been my forte'! He then says, "No, I mean I GOTTA GO!" Anyway, we're in flight 3B and they're only on 1B....still a ways before our time and no-where for my partner to do his thing. I mean, think about it, there's several hundred boats waiting to take off and this guys bustin'.
They finally get to us and this guy takes off and goes about 10 miles down the lake. We get to our spot and I'm fortunate enough to put my first fish in the boat on the third cast and this guy states..."I can't wait, I gotta go, NOW!" So he procedes to go to the back of the boat and whip his socks off and from there I turned my head and kept on fishing. Now, he's back there and says, "Hey Dude, I'm fixing to fall in can you help me?" I look back and sure enough his hand is slipping off the cowling and said "Did you hear me?" At that moment "IT" hits the water and the back-splash made its touch to the tushie and he falls back-wards onto....you guessed it and as he's coming up "IT" slides across his face and leaves a mark. I 'bout fell out of the boat laughing so hard. He didn't think it was too funny though.
Needless to say, I didn't fair to well in that tournament. I honestly could not stop laughing about what happened the entire three days of the tournament. It made it impossible for me to constipate, I mean concentrate.
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3/4/04 6:30:00 PM Submitted by Ranger482 (207.94.200.31) from OHIO says best one I've heard.....
One of my buddies used a gatorade bottle once! Don't know how he did it!
And one of my regular tournament partners has to "go" almost every tournament--no joke! He's developed cat-like balance and hangs over the side--even in 3 footers on Erie. What to wipe with---anything from socks to the cardboard from a Reeces Peanut Butter Cup!
Myself, I've learned to not eat much in the morning and keep a box of imodium in the glove box!
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/4/04 6:43:00 PM Submitted by Pat Weis from PENNSYLVANIA says Tony...
you use your rider's hand...like I said, is is HIS side of the livewell redface.gif )
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3/4/04 7:59:00 PM Submitted by quadzilla (63.148.102.163) from PENNSYLVANIA says I'm laughing sooooo hard right now!
I've got tears running down my face & I'm going into convulsions! Bad thing is that I'm at work and everyone is looking at me!!!!!!!! I can't stop laughing!!!!
This made my day for sure. This thread is going in an email & out to everyone I know!!!
Holy mudsharks!!
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3/4/04 8:33:00 PM Submitted by Got2fish from MISSOURI says I can hear it now.........
Does those barking Mudsharks keep you awake at night?
Have you ever been in a crowded elevator and have that pesky little Mushark bark at the cutie standing next to you?
If so you need *LOGJAM* A shot of Logjam a day keeps the Barkin Mudsharks away.
LOL
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3/4/04 8:46:00 PM Submitted by John Jackson (64.12.116.82) from GEORGIA says Get a flying toilet
Just get you one of those new 21' Allisons with the built in toilet. You can go while running 90+ down the lake.
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3/4/04 9:00:00 PM Submitted by Skidmark from ALABAMA says Barkin' Mudsharks
This story creeps out about once a year. The old original mudshark inspiration, hard to believe it's going on 5 years since I put this story on the fledgling NF pages...
Talk about a bad day. While fishing in a cove that had lots of houses close by and a few boats within sight, the ol' mud-shark started barkin'. Bad breath too. No big deal I thought till it crept out and drew a picture in the bottom of my skivees. In panic I hopped up onto the back deck, covered myself with a life-jacket, popped open the livewell lid and dropped ol' muddy right into the port box. Pretty slick I thought till I realized I had no squatwipe. Well, my skivs were ruined anyhow so I used what was left of them. I put a few bullet weights in the skivs, tossed them over the side and gave them a good salute as they sank slowely toward the bottom. While I was digging through a storage box for a minnow net to release ol' muddy I heard a boat pull up. NO KIDDING, it was THE MAN! He asked how I was doin' and I told him I was just "hangin'". He went through the usual routine, life jacket, fishing license, etc.. Then he asked if he could look in my live-well. I stuttered in disbelief that I hadn't caught any fish and said "you don't have to look in there do ya"? He got real suspicious and a little snotty. I took offense to his attitude and said alright, then pointed to the port live- well lid. He opened the lid, stared in for a moment, slammed the lid down, looked up at me and said, "what the HELL is that"? I said "sir, that is a mud-shark. I'll put it on the rule if you want but I'm pretty sure it'll measure". The scowl on his face was PRICELESS! He hopped out of my rig, mumbled that he would write a ticket for that if he could and tore off. Laughing myself to tears I took the minnow net and released ol' muddy over a brush-pile. I "hung out" in the cove for a while longer and went home. That live-well is pretty comfy. I may just have to install a magazine rack in my boat.
Timeless... rofl.
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3/4/04 9:20:00 PM Submitted by Steve P. (12.77.254.247) from FLORIDA says Jesus H Christ!!
I'm in tears!!
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3/4/04 9:42:00 PM Submitted by gary (152.163.252.68) from NEW JERSEY says so am i!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can't take it, I'm crying here!!!!!!!!!!!Thats the funniest "crap" I've heard in a long time!!!!!!!!!!
Skidmark--- 5 years??? wow, seems like yesterday. Still keep that post in my fav.
Submitted by 12" minimum (66.147.54.49) from SOUTH CAROLINA on 3/4/04 4:04:00 PM
you are in a good sized tourney, you are on some good fish that are biting readily, you get a big sh*t pain and have to go somewhere now at this moment! what do you do?
1. go over the side of the boat
2. ease over to the bank which is 6 or 7 miles away at this particular open water honey hole
3. grab your sandwich bag and do-do in there until later?
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3/4/04 4:23:00 PM Submitted by Jeff H (216.54.20.242) from VIRGINIA says keep a trash bag and a poncho
for just such an occasion
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3/4/04 4:39:00 PM Submitted by Pat Weis from PENNSYLVANIA says Easy
Use your rider's side of the livewell...
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3/4/04 4:46:00 PM Submitted by t.r. from MARYLAND says money?
If there was enough money on the line, I'd consider just going in my pants and keep fishing.
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3/4/04 4:48:00 PM Submitted by Tony from Georgia from GEORGIA says Lol
Man! The thought of someone chittin in a sammich bag that close freaks me out!(LMAO) Son, you would never hear the last of that one! Pat, how would you remove the mudsharks? That would be one job I would not want to do.
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A sandwich bag???? What size bag holds a mudshark? Or do you just ask your grocer for the mudshark special?
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3/4/04 5:25:00 PM Submitted by tx_basser from TEXAS says I won't mention any names.......
but there is a person that visits this board occasionally that this has happened to. I watched him squat down in the floor and give birth to a turd on a piece of cardboard that would have made a horse jealous.
I have also crapped over the side of the boat and fallen out doing so.
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3/4/04 5:58:00 PM Submitted by tr21 (152.163.252.68) from ALABAMA says Thanks 12"
Not sure if you're serious or not but this is without a doubt the funniest thread I've seen, had to call my wife over to show her. If you're serious the trash bag in the floor has worked for me, I think 2 times in 35 years. I have a deep fear of snakes so the banks out, unless it's someone's nice mowed lawn, but that would have to be before sun up. And I don't see myself hovering very well in a strain, if my partner set the hook I'd probably go sewer swimming
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3/4/04 6:03:00 PM Submitted by bass003 from TENNESSEE says Ever heard
of corks and krazy glue.Just don't be around any populated area when it comes time to unload.
Mudshark net,now what if it's loose.
Jer
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3/4/04 6:07:00 PM Submitted by Fishin' With Jeff - Professional Christian Guide Service from TEXAS says mudsharks..........
Guys, Thanks for the laugh! I really needed that one. However, I do have one add.....
A few years ago I was fishing a B.A.S.S. Tournament on Toledo Bend back when you had two Pro's in the boat. Anyway, I drew this guy, we flipped for boats and naturally he won. We met the next morning for the first day of the tournament and he drives up in an old...I mean old Chevy truck (from the 70's) and looked old too and pulling behind him was an old Stratos, turned out he had to borrow it.
Well, we launch and while we're waiting for them to check our live-well and all he states "I gotta go!" My responce to him was "where ya gotta go?" Being naieve has always been my forte'! He then says, "No, I mean I GOTTA GO!" Anyway, we're in flight 3B and they're only on 1B....still a ways before our time and no-where for my partner to do his thing. I mean, think about it, there's several hundred boats waiting to take off and this guys bustin'.
They finally get to us and this guy takes off and goes about 10 miles down the lake. We get to our spot and I'm fortunate enough to put my first fish in the boat on the third cast and this guy states..."I can't wait, I gotta go, NOW!" So he procedes to go to the back of the boat and whip his socks off and from there I turned my head and kept on fishing. Now, he's back there and says, "Hey Dude, I'm fixing to fall in can you help me?" I look back and sure enough his hand is slipping off the cowling and said "Did you hear me?" At that moment "IT" hits the water and the back-splash made its touch to the tushie and he falls back-wards onto....you guessed it and as he's coming up "IT" slides across his face and leaves a mark. I 'bout fell out of the boat laughing so hard. He didn't think it was too funny though.
Needless to say, I didn't fair to well in that tournament. I honestly could not stop laughing about what happened the entire three days of the tournament. It made it impossible for me to constipate, I mean concentrate.
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3/4/04 6:30:00 PM Submitted by Ranger482 (207.94.200.31) from OHIO says best one I've heard.....
One of my buddies used a gatorade bottle once! Don't know how he did it!
And one of my regular tournament partners has to "go" almost every tournament--no joke! He's developed cat-like balance and hangs over the side--even in 3 footers on Erie. What to wipe with---anything from socks to the cardboard from a Reeces Peanut Butter Cup!
Myself, I've learned to not eat much in the morning and keep a box of imodium in the glove box!
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/4/04 6:43:00 PM Submitted by Pat Weis from PENNSYLVANIA says Tony...
you use your rider's hand...like I said, is is HIS side of the livewell redface.gif )
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3/4/04 7:59:00 PM Submitted by quadzilla (63.148.102.163) from PENNSYLVANIA says I'm laughing sooooo hard right now!
I've got tears running down my face & I'm going into convulsions! Bad thing is that I'm at work and everyone is looking at me!!!!!!!! I can't stop laughing!!!!
This made my day for sure. This thread is going in an email & out to everyone I know!!!
Holy mudsharks!!
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3/4/04 8:33:00 PM Submitted by Got2fish from MISSOURI says I can hear it now.........
Does those barking Mudsharks keep you awake at night?
Have you ever been in a crowded elevator and have that pesky little Mushark bark at the cutie standing next to you?
If so you need *LOGJAM* A shot of Logjam a day keeps the Barkin Mudsharks away.
LOL
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3/4/04 8:46:00 PM Submitted by John Jackson (64.12.116.82) from GEORGIA says Get a flying toilet
Just get you one of those new 21' Allisons with the built in toilet. You can go while running 90+ down the lake.
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3/4/04 9:00:00 PM Submitted by Skidmark from ALABAMA says Barkin' Mudsharks
This story creeps out about once a year. The old original mudshark inspiration, hard to believe it's going on 5 years since I put this story on the fledgling NF pages...
Talk about a bad day. While fishing in a cove that had lots of houses close by and a few boats within sight, the ol' mud-shark started barkin'. Bad breath too. No big deal I thought till it crept out and drew a picture in the bottom of my skivees. In panic I hopped up onto the back deck, covered myself with a life-jacket, popped open the livewell lid and dropped ol' muddy right into the port box. Pretty slick I thought till I realized I had no squatwipe. Well, my skivs were ruined anyhow so I used what was left of them. I put a few bullet weights in the skivs, tossed them over the side and gave them a good salute as they sank slowely toward the bottom. While I was digging through a storage box for a minnow net to release ol' muddy I heard a boat pull up. NO KIDDING, it was THE MAN! He asked how I was doin' and I told him I was just "hangin'". He went through the usual routine, life jacket, fishing license, etc.. Then he asked if he could look in my live-well. I stuttered in disbelief that I hadn't caught any fish and said "you don't have to look in there do ya"? He got real suspicious and a little snotty. I took offense to his attitude and said alright, then pointed to the port live- well lid. He opened the lid, stared in for a moment, slammed the lid down, looked up at me and said, "what the HELL is that"? I said "sir, that is a mud-shark. I'll put it on the rule if you want but I'm pretty sure it'll measure". The scowl on his face was PRICELESS! He hopped out of my rig, mumbled that he would write a ticket for that if he could and tore off. Laughing myself to tears I took the minnow net and released ol' muddy over a brush-pile. I "hung out" in the cove for a while longer and went home. That live-well is pretty comfy. I may just have to install a magazine rack in my boat.
Timeless... rofl.
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3/4/04 9:20:00 PM Submitted by Steve P. (12.77.254.247) from FLORIDA says Jesus H Christ!!
I'm in tears!!
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3/4/04 9:42:00 PM Submitted by gary (152.163.252.68) from NEW JERSEY says so am i!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can't take it, I'm crying here!!!!!!!!!!!Thats the funniest "crap" I've heard in a long time!!!!!!!!!!
Skidmark--- 5 years??? wow, seems like yesterday. Still keep that post in my fav.