Don't do this!

[Gooch]

I had just a little too much peace,love,dove and mountain fruit at this moment. I got beat all to hell. http://hunt101.com/img/158575.jpg

[ARMallardSlayer]

What were you thinking?

[Gooch]

I tried to get a guy from Texas to take his kayak over this fall. He said hell no. I just handed my brother one of my cameras, walked up stream and jumped in. That black spot by my neck is not my ass. The camera was loaded with infrared film and the negative got a hole burned in it. I told everybody that when I get bored, I do stupid stuff, like this. I really did get banged up. :D

[deerhunter]

You are one crazy dude Mr.Gooch. :D

Have you got any pics of the time when you fell off that mountain and broke your ankles? graemlins/smack.gif

[Gooch]

My brother in Pa. has a copy of the video. I'll have him send us a copy. You'll love this. It almost made it on Faces of Death Part 8. graemlins/thumb.gif

[WarblerWatcher]

Hey I had an adventure one time too!

I fell off a 20 ft. ladder stand last deer season and walked away with absolutely no injuries whatsoever. The only thing that kept me from being seriously injured was that my viagra hadn't quiet worn off from the night before and that really helped break the fall. In fact the most frustrating aspect of the whole ordeal was that after I fell it took another 4 hours before that viagra completely wore off and allowed me to reach the ground. graemlins/thumb.gif

[deerhunter]

Are you sure that viagra is the only medication you are taking? graemlins/smack.gif

[fairweatherhunter]

Hey WW. they say on T.V. if your erection lasts up to 4 hours to seek immediate attention from a professional hooker. graemlins/thumb.gif

[BTC]

Hookers, erections,...nevermind I thought I was back on the feathers thread. Seriously, gooch why dont you post all your identification info so we can get a life insurance policy on you. We can buy food and other items for gatherings and such with the proceeds.

[Gooch]

There's not an insurance company out there that will insure me. I'm not kidding. We have tried them all. Thanks for the thought though.

[BTC]

You're certainly welcome. Ever hear of a living will? You could still leave us something. I've tried some pretty weird stuff but it was usually while under the influence on Miller Lite or a similar liquid substance. This is happening to you while you are sober? If so maybe we should call Dr. Phil and see what we should do next. Or maybe next time you stand there contemplating your next step right before you shout, "Yall watch this" you should ask yourself,"What would Jared do?"

[Gooch]

I do have my will made out. I don't drink or take drugs. It's just that I have the common courtesy to listen to the voices in my head. Thank you very much. pgooch